i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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