Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm too high and old for this...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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