I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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