Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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