I'm going to jail i love you
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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