I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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