...so i touched it.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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