I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize