Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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