So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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