I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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