"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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