Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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