I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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