This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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