then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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