There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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