but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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