He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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