your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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