im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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