Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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