On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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