Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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