Who did Billy Mays play for?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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