yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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