So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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