i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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