he told me I talked like a deaf person
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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