are you still at the devil's house?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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