well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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