It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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