i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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