awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Dear god my vagina.
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