he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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