Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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