Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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