Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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