I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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