Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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