Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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