No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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