We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Shame - the story of my life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
