your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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