Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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