what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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