Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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