is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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