just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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