That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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