Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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