My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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