I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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