everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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