a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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